Dear Coffee Blockers,
To those of you who feel the need to stand in front of the coffee maker in the break-room and chat each and every morning while others desperately try to find a way around you to get some coffee, kindly, get out of my way. Your avaricious impediment of my much needed cup 0' joe causes me to feel anger and resentment; two feelings I just don't need first thing in the morning. Discussions of last night's TV shows and this weekend's plans can easily be had elsewhere, kapish?
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go get a cup of coffee - if I can get through.
Love/Sincerely/Cheers/With Best Wishes/Regards,