When you are married to a man from England, chances are he is into football (soccer to us Americans).
If he is into football, chances are he is REALLY into football.
When he is really into football, chances are the World Cup takes over his life every 4 years.
When it takes over his life every 4 years, chances are England will play Germany.
When England plays Germany, one of their biggest rivalries, nothing is more important than winning.
When Germany beats England 4 - 1, chances are you will have a very sad Englishman on your hands.
And that is your lesson for today.
I would write more, but I have a defeated husband to attend to.
Keep your heads up, my English friends! You can do it in 2014!!!