Me: As I put my engagement ring about 2 centimeters from his face, "Hey Conor, have you seen my ring?" This is a game I like to play.
Conor: "Yes, I've seen it - geez."
Conor: "God you are going to be such a wifey wife wife wifey wife McWiferson."
Me: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Conor: "You are going to like, always be folding laundry and making popsicles with google eyes and doing crafts and making muffins."
Me: "Wow, thanks Conor...I think."
I am glad that after all my years of hard work in school, good grades, achievements in work and all of the other things I have accomplished that in my brother's mind, the second I am married, I will receive all of my pride in life from folding laundry and making popsicles with google eyes. Love ya buddy!